I feel you 😂💜🫂 I’m definitely watching Harry Potter tonight.
What about instead of private accounts it’s just something that only enables people that follow you and who you follow to comment? (if you turn that on. Otherwise the default is open)
So you can see each other but you control who gets to comment on your posts? They can still talk rubbish about you most likely on their own feed, still free to be a plonker, but you don’t have to be notified about it?