Dog:

Take me out I need to pee take me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee.

*Takes dog out to pee.*

Dog:

Sniffs ground. Doesn’t pee.

Sniffs garbage. Doesn’t pee.

Sniffs fire hydrant. Doesn’t pee.

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Take me out I need to do a perimeter check!

Yep, one of the many joys of being a dog owner 😂

Try something. Set a timer for five or ten minutes when you take him out to whizz. Stay out for the full time, even if the whizzing is finished before the time is up. Doggo is prob holding on to extend his outside time and could feel punished by being brought straight in after doing business. Maybe nicer for your dog. Less stress.

Nobody is nicer to their dog than I am.

No doubt! Just an idea.

Sadly not true, I am nicer to my dog 😂

And you ran out just for that! DOG LIFE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

yup