Dog:

Take me out I need to pee take me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee me out I need to pee.

*Takes dog out to pee.*

Dog:

Sniffs ground. Doesn’t pee.

Sniffs garbage. Doesn’t pee.

Sniffs fire hydrant. Doesn’t pee.