here i go, but about women:

-fat

-leftist

-vegan

-vegetarian

-dyed blonde

-super high pitch voice

-armpit hair

-implants

-begin for shit

-wanting to see your phone

-asking 'where are you now?' just for the sake of needing to know

-passive - aggressive

-saying 'I love you but...'

-goes to a psychiatrist

-has those weird bitch psycho eyes

-single mother

expectation:

-not have any of the list above

-wanting to be happy

-doing something to do the first