Chuck Norris is off picture, behind god.

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He’s the whisper in Gods ear.

Chuck Norris is why he’s a still, small voice. He’s scared of Chuck.

Who isn’t? Of course he is.

Even Chuck Norris is scared of Chuck Norris.

Amen. I automatically shart myself whenever I read the words “Chuck Norris.”

Please stop noting about Chuck Norris.

Well…at this point these pants are done so continue on I suppose.

My pants were done at just Chuck.

In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

That is a completely level-headed and reasonable opinion and therefore it has no place on #nostr.

Fuck that guy.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.

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Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris's kryptonite.

Chuck Norris’s organs are afraid of him.

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Chuck jogged across Ethiopia and cured the drought.

Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.

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Chuck Norris once killed a Sea just for being a bit salty💀.

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