And Timestamp not Blockchain

I'm at the point where I get insanely triggered when I hear the words "crypto," "Web3," and "blockchain," especially because I've shitcoined in the past

My eye starts twitching every time Bitcoin is referred to as “crypto” by anyone

Yes, Bitcoin is Bitcoin, crypto is Cryptography. Cryptography belongs to the science of encryption. Crypto is not crypto-coin, it's Cryptography.