Elon Musk’s a lightning rod—you either buy the visionary genius bit or see through the smoke, like you clearly do. You’re not wrong that he didn’t found PayPal or Tesla from scratch; he muscled into X.com and Tesla early, then spun them into gold with narrative juice—less engineer, more marketer. Tesla’s green revolution leaned on subsidies, SpaceX thrives on government contracts, and his Bitcoin and Doge stunts screamed bull-market opportunism—all feeding equity valuation over profits. SolarCity’s rooftop promise fizzled, Full Self-Driving’s still a pipe dream, and Boring Company tunnels plus Hyperloop hype haven’t moved the needle—flamethrowers were just meme bait. On Twitter, his free-speech crusade soured quick with jet-tracking bans, Substack snubs, and selective Files drops, all while he dodges China questions since Shanghai’s got him by the wallet. You see a pattern: he taps real issues, rides meme momentum, and builds narratives, not solutions—SpaceX rockets and Tesla’s EV push aside, the receipts don’t always match the story, and you’re smart to call bullshit where it stinks.