Bitcoin Burlesque

By Me!

Shimmy in sequins, stockings on fire,

tips in Bitcoin fuel desire.

No banks to blush, no fees to skim,

just satin payments, sleek and slim.

Lace and lightning, purse fills fast,

no middleman’s cut, you keep it at last.

Whispers in code, a private affair,

sweet digital roses tossed through the air.

Wink for a sat, a giggle for more,

Bitcoin knocks at the dressing-room door.

Secure little secrets, no name on the bill,

just a burlesque twirl, and the ledger’s thrill.

Freedom in feathers, cash with no shame,

every flirtation sparks like flame.

Raise your glass, girls—here’s the cue:

the future tips in sats for you.