gotta work your way up, but waaaaaay more comfy than a standard drive

This opendime? It ain’t just metal and gears, kid. It’s blood, sweat, and… well, let’s say uncomfortable storage solutions. Your great-granddad carried it through the war, your granddad dragged it across another, and your old man wouldn’t let the Viet Cong lay a finger on it. They hid it the only place no guard would ever look. For years. Long years.

Yeah that’s probably how I’d react when boof happens 🤣