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But pretty sure it also means there will be some zap firebombs in your future. When you least expect it

Holy smokes ⚡️💣

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Please tell me if I was way off in the return of precious sats to your wallets.

Except you #[5]. You psychopathic monster. I’m keep yours. 😂

Yes, it had an extra 69 sats, and I can’t have that happening 💜

😂 I think we’re square homie

Meaning I have some zaps to unload on you while you’re performing some kind of high pressure surgery or something

Imagine finding out your Doc is somewhere sending 69’s on their phone, while they are sick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love you buddy 💜

If my doctor was doing that, he’d have a customer for LIFE

For the American healthcare system there would be a “Zap for help” button by the patient’s bedside.

Ran out of sats? Too bad 💜

The zap would be assisted suicide billed in installments.

Zaps for morphine? I missed the whole Silk Road thing but kinda sounds like that 😬

Fun times ahead 💜🫠

You’d be surprised about what docs do in their spare time… especially surgeons, gotta keep an eye on them

Yeah, right #[7] 👀

#[8] is right. Surgeons are a special breed of degenerates.