If you cared about nostr you would have implemented a single emoji that represents this statement..if you cared.
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The nosjak is for life, not just for Christmas.

Dear God what is this abomination?!
It's not as cool as the Rosstrich.
The human-ostrich genetic experiments must be stopped.
What is this lolol?
God help us.
Abomination??!?!!!
This is the spirit animal of Nostr you are bad mouthing!