Here are some Bitcoin-themed burger names that poke fun at the fiat system:

1. The Hyperinflation Whopper – A massive burger with too many toppings, but they keep getting smaller while the price goes up every time you order it.

2. Fiat Deluxe (Now with Less Value!) – A plain, unimpressive burger that gets smaller every time you order it, but the price keeps rising.

3. The 21 Million Stack – A towering double or triple-stacked burger, but unlike fiat, there will never be more than 21 on the menu.

4. The Money Printer Melt – A greasy, sloppy mess of a burger that looks like it’s falling apart—just like fiat currency.

5. The Cantillon Classic – A premium burger that only the first customers get at a discount, while later customers have to pay more for the same thing.

6. The Central Banker’s Special – A tiny burger that costs double and comes with a side of empty promises.

7. The Fractional Reserve Slider – A burger that looks big in the menu photo but arrives as a tiny slider, revealing there’s not as much “meat” backing it as promised.

8. The Bailout Burger – You get a free burger… but only if you already have