Oh. Our drummer just took me to the corner and told me the chemtrails are actually small aluminium particles made to make the ground more acidic, so we'd have to buy expensive plants that withstand growth in acidic soil.

What do you know. He topped me. I'm still a boring normie.

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He's wrong. It's actually cocaine.

I would rather it was cocaine.

Gardening high on cocaine. Holy shit. They sell these gloves with claws, so you can dog around plants with your fingers, that would be something.

https://youtu.be/-JaxFQR0V7c

For your daily wear πŸ˜‚ Not too tight, and it's got a flower, so they know you're not too serious.

Very demure

Lol, for the sweet conspiracy theorist lady with style and grace.

Is that aluminum foil??? πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Yes my tinfoil hat for conspiracy theories. I didn't make this, although my first thought was I could totally make that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I was yesterday thinking about making a tin foil hat for next nostr meetupπŸ˜…

Do it!! Be a trend setter!

One-up him by letting him know you can elimimate chemtrails by setting out dishes of vinegar. πŸ˜‰ (Yes, I have seen people touting this).

When I was in Russia over a decade ago, there were only contrails, no chemtrails.

I said that actually.πŸ˜… I said it doesn't make sense to battle it with vinegar then.πŸ‘€ But then the rest of the band silenced, watched us and we rather splitπŸ˜