Doesn’t matter what part of the world I am in, I still stain my shirt & lock myself out the house 😂😭🤣

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there's a reason i eat with paper towels across my lap..

lmao

lol… i don’t get it

less pressure to get all of it in your mouth, you can let little bits fall on the paper towel. :)

but i'd imagine that it might be different being a girl, and all the stains happen about half a foot below the neckline. didn't think about that part.

lol.

I’m not a food stainer. More like dirt, grass stains, make up, burns…

LOL. dirt grass stains yeah , i used to cut myself alot, and when I drank too much i'd occasionally fry some mustache hair or beard hair lighting cigarettes. never did make makeup stains though, although i will attest that no man ever claimed to enjoy the taste of makeup, for what that's worth - the taste of the stuff stains the tongue something awful,and feels like you just ate bitter bitter chemicals. seems nonsequitor, but thats what makeup stains reminded me of. i guess that stuff runs a lot with sweat and moving around, rubbing your face, etc though

No one is eating my makeup atm

i just rememebered how bad the stuff tastes, rofl.

freudian line connection between stains, making a mess, and accidents like snubbing toes.

haha

oh, I thought this was to the shrimp comment 🤣 apps glitching on me

hehe naw, :) im using a different client now if i accidentaly reply to the wrong thing its cuz its text based :)

& slam my toes into chairs. I did it 5 times in a row today 😂🤣

now that one hurts. a lot

I don’t feel it anymore.

bonus round, maybe it was a sandal snub and not a direct hit :D

Usually happens with salad resulting in grease stains. 😂

Cold water + Axium is the magic sauce

Axion* my bad

nonononoooo no wayyy lol not that stuff

this:

😂