I was thinking an aviary behind a shed with lattice to make it look like you're hiding garbage cans.
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That would definitely keep the Karen's at bay.
The coons would be worse than the Karen's where I'm at, it's pretty rural. If the aviary was semi-mobile, the structure could move annually and the bedding could compost in place for next year's garden?
coons are going to be my biggest concern. I was wondering if I could get away with a quail tractor in our hoa, but highly unlikely. I figure I can make perches high enough that even if coons get in, the quail might have a chance.