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You must have gotten too close to the cat litter. There are parasites in cat shit that get into your brain and make you like cats. It is a co-envolution of the parasite and cat. It is also why shitty fat cats can catch mice. The mice get the parasite in their brain and start to like the cat.... dead.

Sorry bro, you got cat shit parasite in your brain. Hope your girls cat doesn't kill and eat you in you sleep.

GL.

Toxoplasma gondii