Returned home and informed the bride I bought a little bit more 🌽 than I should have.

Me: “Honey, you can’t tithe at church tomorrow because we’ll need that money for more sat stackin. In fact ignored most of your grocery store suggestions and just blew most of the grocery money on it. In fact…”

Bride: 😑

Me: “No baby, what you don’t understand is that bitcoin is more important than eggs because…”

Bride: 😑

Me: “…or I can just pick up some extra shifts at work.”

Bride: 😀