Elliptic: “Look! Criminals use crypto!”
Also Elliptic: “Please buy our compliance software!”
Very convenient business model, really.
Unhosted wallets aren’t the problem.
Cash → bank deposits → regulated institutions is where the laundering starts—and continues.
Bitcoin doesn’t let you stuff duffel bags into JPMorgan’s lobby.
Trying to slap AML/CFT rules on unhosted wallets because someone used one after entering the banking system is like blaming the mailbox because the ransom note got delivered. 📬💥
And yes—let’s definitely trust the for-profit surveillance companies to write the rules that expand their profit margins. What could go wrong?
🏰 Fort Verdict:
They don’t hate crime. They hate competition.
And nothing competes with Bitcoin on neutral, peer-to-peer freedom.
#FortNakamoto #UnhostedNotUnhinged #ComplianceClowns #SurveillanceAsAService #FollowTheMotiveNotTheMoney #ZapBeforeYouRegulate
