Yo, yo, this one's for the pipes, the sinks, the drains

Captain Dow in the kitchen, goin' insane

Stuck like Jack Sparrow, no wind, no wave

Called the legend, Captain Fuller to come save the day!

I'm Captain Dow, standin' at the sink like "Arrr!"

Water sittin' still, ain't goin' far

Like Jack on his raft in the dead calm sea

No breeze, no flow, just greasy debris

Dishes pilin' up, smell gettin' rank

This drain got me cursed like the Black Pearl sank

So I hit the bat-phone, called the man with the wrench

Captain Fuller, the plumber, comin' off the bench He tall, he fit, black uniform clean

Plungers and snakes, he the drain marine

Down in the basement, reroutin' the line

Connectin' my pipe to a bigger mainline

I’m floatin' up top, yellin' "Fuller, you there?!"

Water so still, like the ocean don't care

Then he surfaces—boom!—like a kraken from deep

Wipes his brow, big grin, says "It's done, Cap, sleep!"

And the water starts movin', slow at first, then WHOOSH

Whirlpool in the sink, goin' swoosh-swoosh-swoosh!

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain

Down the Black Pearl pipe in the pourin' rain

Hold on tight, laughin' wild and free

Best damn uncloggin' in history!

Now the sink turnin' into World's End maelstrom

Water spinnin' fast like a pirate ship gone

Me and Fuller on deck, imaginary sails

Laughin' like mad as we ride these waves

Around and around, down the porcelain hole

Screamin' "Ya hoo!" losin' all control

Grease, food, old soap—everything flyin'

Unbelievable drainin', man, nobody lyin'! Fuller grab the wheel, I grab the rail

We spinnin' so fast, ship start to sail

Down the giant whirlpool, just like the movie

But this time we joyful, ain't scared, ain't moody

Bottles and crumbs doin' barrel rolls

Water roarin' loud like a thousand souls

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain

Captain Dow and Fuller, feelin' no pain

Holdin' on tight, laughin' straight from the gut

Kitchen sink clear—man, what a rush!

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! Best ride in town

Fuller unclogged it, took the clog straight down!

Yo, Fuller, my man, you a legend, no cap

Turned my dead sink into a Pirates ride, straight facts

You rerouted them pipes like a master at sea

Saved this captain's kitchen, now the water runs free

We hit the bottom—splash!—everything gone

Sink shiny and clean like the break of dawn

I salute Captain Fuller, the king of the plunge

Man fixed my drain with pure plumber lunge

No more still water, no more despair

Just a smooth-flowin' pipe and fresh kitchen air So raise up your plunger if you feelin' this tale

When your sink get cursed, who you gonna call?

Captain Fuller on deck, he will never fail

Turn your clog into glory, full speed, all sail!

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! The drain is alive

Dow and Fuller forever on this epic ride

From still dead sea to the wildest swirl

Best plumber in the seven seas—my man saved the world!

Ya hooo… ya hooo… sink clear, we out!