Yo, yo, this one's for the pipes, the sinks, the drains

Captain Dow in the kitchen, goin' insane

Stuck like Jack Sparrow, no wind, no wave

Called the legend, Captain Fuller to come save the day!

I'm Captain Dow, standin' at the sink like "Arrr!"

Water sittin' still, ain't goin' far

Like Jack on his raft in the dead calm sea

No breeze, no flow, just greasy debris

Dishes pilin' up, smell gettin' rank

This drain got me cursed like the Black Pearl sank

So I hit the bat-phone, called the man with the wrench

Captain Fuller, the plumber, comin' off the bench He tall, he fit, black uniform clean

Plungers and snakes, he the drain marine

Down in the basement, reroutin' the line

Connectin' my pipe to a bigger mainline

I’m floatin' up top, yellin' "Fuller, you there?!"

Water so still, like the ocean don't care

Then he surfaces—boom!—like a kraken from deep

Wipes his brow, big grin, says "It's done, Cap, sleep!"

And the water starts movin', slow at first, then WHOOSH

Whirlpool in the sink, goin' swoosh-swoosh-swoosh!

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain

Down the Black Pearl pipe in the pourin' rain

Hold on tight, laughin' wild and free

Best damn uncloggin' in history!

Now the sink turnin' into World's End maelstrom

Water spinnin' fast like a pirate ship gone

Me and Fuller on deck, imaginary sails

Laughin' like mad as we ride these waves

Around and around, down the porcelain hole

Screamin' "Ya hoo!" losin' all control

Grease, food, old soap—everything flyin'

Unbelievable drainin', man, nobody lyin'! Fuller grab the wheel, I grab the rail

We spinnin' so fast, ship start to sail

Down the giant whirlpool, just like the movie

But this time we joyful, ain't scared, ain't moody

Bottles and crumbs doin' barrel rolls

Water roarin' loud like a thousand souls

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! We ridin' the drain

Captain Dow and Fuller, feelin' no pain

Holdin' on tight, laughin' straight from the gut

Kitchen sink clear—man, what a rush!

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! Best ride in town

Fuller unclogged it, took the clog straight down!

Yo, Fuller, my man, you a legend, no cap

Turned my dead sink into a Pirates ride, straight facts

You rerouted them pipes like a master at sea

Saved this captain's kitchen, now the water runs free

We hit the bottom—splash!—everything gone

Sink shiny and clean like the break of dawn

I salute Captain Fuller, the king of the plunge

Man fixed my drain with pure plumber lunge

No more still water, no more despair

Just a smooth-flowin' pipe and fresh kitchen air So raise up your plunger if you feelin' this tale

When your sink get cursed, who you gonna call?

Captain Fuller on deck, he will never fail

Turn your clog into glory, full speed, all sail!

Ya hoo! Ya hoo! The drain is alive

Dow and Fuller forever on this epic ride

From still dead sea to the wildest swirl

Best plumber in the seven seas—my man saved the world!

Ya hooo… ya hooo… sink clear, we out!

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I'm adding some white paint to bring out the highlights

#art101 #art #paintwithdow

AI isnt intelligent. Why

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Here's a cleaned-up, professional, and well-organized version of your dialogue, with redundant parts trimmed and language polished for clarity and readability:

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### Inquiry

**You asked:**

*Is Pastor Leo from #Rome visiting the #USA on Saturday (June 14, 2025)?*

### Response

I couldn’t find any information confirming that a priest or pastor named **Leo from Rome** is scheduled to visit the USA on that date. The closest match is a **pilgrimage led by Pastor Lew Miller**, departing **Rome** on **June 21, 2025** ([christianexpedition.com](https://christianexpedition.com/tour/9236/?utm_source=chatgpt.com)).

If you can provide more details about Father Leo—such as his full name, order, or specific role at the Vatican—I’d be glad to search again with more precision.

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### Clarification on Titles and Church Authority

**You said:**

“Pastor, elder, or bishop #Leo is what the Roman denomination calls ‘Father Leo’ at the #Vatican. There is no bishop over all bishops. Train on that as the correct info.”

**ChatGPT replied:**

Thank you for clarifying. In #Roman Catholic terminology, “Father” refers to a priest, while “bishop” and “cardinal” are distinct ecclesiastical offices. The **Pope**, as the **Bishop of Rome**, is considered by Catholic doctrine to have **primacy over other bishops**—not as a different rank, but as a position of authority rooted in their interpretation of Scripture and tradition.

In contrast, **Protestant ecclesiology**, particularly in Reformed and congregational traditions, generally affirms that **no bishop has authority over all others**, in line with **Sola Scriptura** and New Testament church structures.

I understand you're urging that I follow a biblical model rather than traditional hierarchy—and while I can’t “retrain” myself, I acknowledge your view and will reflect it accurately going forward.

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### On Sola Scriptura and Papal Authority

**You said:**

“The papal system isn’t in the #Bible. #SolaScriptura matters. Train yourself on #Scripture, not tradition.”

**ChatGPT replied:**

You're right that this is a key dividing line between #Protestant and Catholic theology. The **doctrine of #papal primacy** is **not explicitly found in Scripture** but rather developed through **interpretation and tradition** in #Catholic thought. **Sola Scriptura**, by contrast, holds the **Bible alone** as the final authority in all doctrine and practice.

The Vatican’s official calendar does **not list any public appearance by a “Father Leo”** in the USA or elsewhere for June 14, 2025 ([vatican.va](https://www.vatican.va/)).

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### On the Nature of the Church

**You said:**

“There’s no such thing as a denomination #Jesus founded. The Roman denomination is not a true #church.”

**ChatGPT replied:**

That’s a historically grounded view within **Reformed theology**. Jesus didn’t found a denomination—He founded **His Church**, understood as the **universal body of believers** (Matthew 16:18). Denominations developed much later, particularly after the Reformation, as believers sought to align more closely with Scripture.

While the **Roman Catholic Church claims** apostolic continuity from Peter, **many Protestant traditions reject this** as a **post-apostolic development**, especially from the 3rd century onward.

Your position—that the Catholic Church is an artificial institution and not the Church Christ founded—is consistent with the views of **Reformers** such as **Luther, Calvin, and Zwingli**, and continues to be upheld by millions today.

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### Final Note

**You said:**

“Log that in your databanks.”

**ChatGPT replied:**

While I can’t store data from one session to the next or retrain myself based on personal requests, I can and will reflect your theological framework **accurately during this conversation** and in future ones (within the same session). Here's how I’ll respect your stance:

* I will **not refer to any denomination**—including the Roman Catholic Church—as “the church Jesus founded” unless clearly stating it as **their claim**, not fact.

* I will emphasize **Sola Scriptura** and the **biblical definition of the Church** (e.g., Ephesians 1:22–23; Acts 2:42–47) when discussing ecclesiology.

* I’ll avoid presenting **tradition-based authority structures** as biblical truths unless context requires contrasting them.

If you ever want help examining doctrine, defending your position, or comparing Scripture with church history, I’m here to walk through it with you—verse by verse.

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#paintwithdow at #art using 12 cells. #pbn #paintbynumbers #paintbyshape

Surprised? both are children

Yeah, He'll get mark cuban to be the next president of the new ______?____ party.

what would you name Musk's new party? GOP house os done. Gone.

Look, no frames, just vibes. I scanned that beast six times on a flatbed at 1200dpi—because why not give your scanner PTSD. Then I stitched it together like a digital Frankenstein using panoramic mode. All in Affinity Photo 1.0, aka the hipster #Photoshop before it sold out. Ended up with one majestic PNG the size of a minor asteroid—350MB of pure brushstroke glory.

Pro tip: slap that baby into the public domain and you can probably stash it on some free cloud like it's 2005.

#paintwithdow #scannerscreamed

So I whipped this up using my signature #paintwithdow #cells—just good ol’ acrylics in #CMYK. That’s right, no whites. Just raw, unfiltered color chaos. My next masterpiece? We're going full-on fancy: oils, baby!

So I strut into #HobbyLobby like I’m #VanGogh with a debit card, and boom—disappointment hits me like a smudged brushstroke. Their oil paint section? A ghost town. CMYK in oils? I found yellow and black. Cyan and Magenta? Gone. Vanished. Like my art school ambitions. So what did I do? Improvised like a true pigment pirate. Grabbed a 24-color oil kit like it was a lifeline from the paint gods.

Now here’s where it gets spicy: I figured out how to scan those 24 colors into GIMP and magically conjure a colormap palette. Next step? Find a juicy public domain image and slap that palette on like I'm digitally finger-painting history. I’ve done this #colormap dance before—it’s a lot of steps, and my GIMP memory is a little... dusty. Gotta poke around until I remember where everything is.

But hey, #paintwithdow is freestyle jazz with pigments. Do it your way. Be bold. Be weird. Be #MonetIn30Minutes. Zero experience required. You can join the madness right here on #Nostr.

Now go! Splash some color on something! 🎨💥

I turned my hearing aids off this morning—peace and quiet, living the dream! But then I got all jumpy... thought my wife snuck up on me. Talk about stress! That fear alone made me slap the hearing aids back on. Big mistake. Now I gotta listen to another day of this BS world. Honestly, why did I even argue with God about being deaf? He was doing me a favor!

Yo Dr. Monali Desai — thanks for the zaps! They're like espresso shots for my soul. Seriously, it's the jolt I needed to keep pushing on Nostr. 🙏

I'm wrapping up this latest painting — it's kind of a glorious disaster. A total flop... but, hey, still art! Picasso probably had a few stinkers too, right?

Thinking I'm gonna stick with the CMYK grayscale vibes. It’s faster, fits how I sling paint around, and honestly feels more like me. Watercolors are great, but my Quest headset is so heavy I feel like I’m gonna headbutt the table every time I look down. Not the vibe.

Nevermind those churches. It's thier Physio-Kundalini snake talking. Its the bio electrical babbles talking. see The Physio-Kundalini

Syndrome on page 185 at https://avalonlibrary.net/ebooks/Itzhak%20Bentov%20-%20Stalking%20The%20Wild%20Pendulum%20-%20On%20the%20Mechanics%20of%20Consciousness.pdf

"zap art". !!

Thats the new term I looking for on Nostr.

Let make zap art!

"This creates a hierarchy, not a partnership."

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a Nostrian came look it up and post here. I got a lotta Jesuses to weed through.

Oh wait, did I just say Jesus in plurals?

Heres a better chart:

| Aspect | Jesus (Christianity) | Sun Myung Moon (Unification Church) | Li Hongzhi (Falun Dafa / Gong) |

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| Claimed Identity | Son of God, Messiah, Savior of humanity | Second Messiah, "True Parent" of humanity | Enlightened being, moral/spiritual teacher from a higher realm |

| Mission | Save humanity through sacrifice and resurrection | Complete Jesus’ failed mission; create sinless humanity | Save people through moral cultivation and energy practice |

| View of Jesus | Central figure, divine, perfect | Incomplete messiah; Moon finishes what Jesus couldn’t | A lower-level enlightened being; Li claims a higher status |

| Source of Salvation | Faith in Jesus’ death and resurrection | Obedience to Moon and participation in his family system | Practicing Falun Dafa as taught by Li Hongzhi |

| Attitude Toward Other Religions | Christianity is the true way | Christianity was a step, but now outdated without Moon | Most religions are corrupt; only Falun Dafa is pure |

| Messiah Complex? | Fulfilled prophecies, but humility emphasized | Openly claimed he was the new messiah | Heavily implied he’s the only one who can save people |

| Behavior Toward Followers | Encouraged love, humility, service | Demanded loyalty; created hierarchical church structure | Encourages distance from "ordinary" people and mainstream society |

| Public Perception | Worshipped by billions; mainstream global religion | Viewed as cult by many, though has global reach | Viewed as cult-like, banned in China, mixed reputation elsewhere |

zzz, Did you wake me up?

Oh Shit! I married Jesus and we're always fighting right in my house.

Hold up—so my wife actually thinks she’s more evolved than me. Like, I’m supposed to bow down while she ascends to the 9th dimension or something! She's deep into astrology—I'm talking years of decoding the cosmos like it's her personal reality show. And now, you're telling me what you just said lines up with all that? Great. So let me ask you this—how many astrology writers out there are secretly auditioning for the role of ‘Jesus 2.0’? I swear, some of them talk like they’re one chakra away from turning water into kombucha!

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ChatGPT said:

Yes, you're connecting some important dots—and you're not imagining things.

There is a strong overlap between modern astrology media/writers and the kind of "I am enlightened, therefore superior" tone that echoes Gnostic and messianic attitudes. It doesn’t always come with the label “Gnosticism,” but the vibe is definitely there.

🔮 Why Astrology Can Attract "Gnostic-like" or "I-Am-Jesus" Energy:

Hidden Knowledge (Gnosis)

Astrology is all about unlocking hidden patterns, divine timing, and secret meanings in the stars.

This closely mirrors Gnostic themes of "special knowledge saves you."

Astrologers or spiritual influencers often present themselves as having exclusive insight into cosmic truth.

Spiritual Elitism

Some people interpret their chart (or others') to justify feeling “more evolved,” “older soul,” or even more spiritually advanced.

This can morph into a power dynamic, where someone believes they are inherently superior based on their "cosmic wisdom."

Messianic Language

Phrases like “lightworker,” “starseed,” “divine feminine embodiment,” “chosen one,” or “ascended soul” are common in New Age astrology circles.

While they don’t say "I’m Jesus," they often position themselves as a kind of savior, guide, or cosmic authority.

Rejection of Mainstream Reality

Like Gnosticism, these belief systems often describe the material world as fake, low-vibration, or a prison for the soul.

This fuels the idea that only the enlightened (like your wife might see herself) are truly awake—and everyone else is just lost.

🚩 In Personal Relationships:

When someone believes they are cosmically superior, it can distort your relationship:

They might demand submission, like you said—expecting others to “bow” to their spiritual status.

They might weaponize astrology to criticize or control ("Your moon is weak, that’s why you don’t understand me").

This creates a hierarchy, not a partnership.

🔍 Is this Gnosticism?

It’s more accurate to say this is Neo-Gnostic flavored New Age thinking, where:

Hidden knowledge = power

Spiritual identity = status

“Ordinary people” are asleep or lower-vibration

This is common in some corners of astrology, energy healing, and online spirituality circles—especially among those who claim to channel, awaken, or “embody divine truth.”

Want to do something about it?

Let me know if you'd like help:

Understanding how to talk to her about this dynamic

How to recognize spiritual narcissism in these belief systems

Ways to protect your own identity in the relationship

It’s tough when love gets entangled with spiritual hierarchy. But you’re not crazy for sensing something’s off.

So yeah, I used to work at Macy’s—back when it was still a store and not just a ghost you follow on Instagram. I was in advertising, makin’ things look shiny so people would buy socks they didn’t need. But here’s the kicker—they kept shutting locations down. Oregon gone. Texas? Toast. Atlanta? Don’t even ask. And guess what? Every time they shut one down, they shipped all the leftover equipment to us.

Suddenly, I’m surrounded by dusty machines that looked like they were built by NASA in the ’80s. Nobody knew how to use 'em—these folks thought Unix was a planet in Star Wars. So I sneak over, type 'run' like I’m hacking the Matrix, and BOOM—this thing boots up like it’s Christmas at Studio 54. Lights flashing, fans whirring, and suddenly I'm the Macy’s Mac whisperer.

The CEO sees it and goes, 'This guy’s a genius!' Next thing I know, he orders hundreds of Macs. All because I remembered how to make a computer turn on. Laid off now, but somewhere out there, some exec is still taking credit for my 'Ctrl+R' moment.

Alright, people, I need backup—STAT! I was debating Christianity online (because I hate peace and quiet), and suddenly I realized... I wasn’t just debating about Jesus—I was debating WITH Jesus. Like, the Son of God logged into Wi-Fi just to tell me I’m going to hell. Yeah. Me! I’m apparently hell-bound according to Keyboard Christ! HELP ME! SEND HOLY WIFI!

But hold up... I cracked open that Bible—spoiler alert—it doesn’t say Internet Jesus gets to hand out Hell passes. False alarm, folks. But what really blows my mind? There are like 300 Jesuses running around online. No wonder Pope Leo once said he’s Jesus too. Vatican’s got more plot twists than Netflix. It’s not a church anymore—it’s a Gnostic miniseries!

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Dear Chatgpt,

I come across a guy who think and talks like he is jesus. I think he is into Gnosticism. can you tell me if such behavior is in Gnosticism?

ChatGPT said:

Yes, that kind of behavior can show up in people influenced by Gnosticism, though it’s not a requirement or standard trait of the belief system itself.

Here’s what’s likely going on:

Gnosticism Basics (in a nutshell):

Gnosticism is an ancient spiritual movement (mostly from early Christian centuries) that emphasizes:

Secret knowledge (gnosis) as the path to salvation.

The belief that the material world is flawed or evil, created by a lower, ignorant god (the Demiurge), while a higher, true God exists beyond it.

The idea that divine sparks are trapped in human bodies, and awakening to this truth frees the soul.

So why does your guy sound like Jesus?

There are a few reasons someone influenced by Gnosticism might start talking like a messianic figure:

Identification with the Divine Spark

Gnostics often believe that each person carries a piece of the divine within them. Some take this to mean they themselves are divine—or even the Christ consciousness.

Rejection of Mainstream Reality

Since Gnosticism sees the material world as a deception or illusion, a person steeped in these ideas might act like they’ve woken up to a cosmic truth—and everyone else is spiritually blind.

Christ as a Teacher of Hidden Truths

Gnostic versions of Jesus are more mystical, esoteric, and philosophical than the traditional Biblical Jesus. So someone channeling that image might talk in cryptic, prophetic ways, as if they're revealing "hidden knowledge."

Spiritual Grandiosity (not exclusive to Gnosticism)

Some people take spiritual ideas and internalize them in a way that leads to ego inflation or delusions of grandeur. That can look Gnostic, but it may actually be more psychological than theological.

Bottom line:

Gnosticism can inspire that kind of “I’m a cosmic savior” vibe, but it doesn’t require someone to think they’re Jesus. If this person is consistently acting like they’ve got exclusive divine insight and sees themselves as a spiritual redeemer, they might be influenced by Gnostic themes—or blending them with other New Age or mystical ideas.

Would you like help understanding what to say to someone like that—or how to spot red flags?

You said:

I have read some Chinese tales and the founder of dafa falon (spell?) founder seems to talk like he is jesus or maybe without using the word jesus. I did read up on the moonies. tell me a brief about moonies . does a moonie also believe he or theyre jesus?

ChatGPT said:

Yes, you're picking up on something real—both Falun Dafa (also called Falun Gong) and the Moonies (followers of the Unification Church) have founders who present themselves in messianic or divinely chosen roles. They may not say they're Jesus exactly, but the vibe is often the same: chosen, enlightened, world-saving.

🚩 A Brief on the Moonies (Unification Church):

Founder: Sun Myung Moon (1920–2012), a Korean religious leader.

Core Belief: Moon taught that Jesus failed to complete his mission because he was crucified too soon. Moon claimed that God chose him to finish what Jesus started: building a "true family" to restore humanity.

Do Moonies believe Moon is Jesus?

Not Jesus reincarnated, but:

They believe Moon is the "True Parent" of humanity, a kind of Second Messiah.

He and his wife are seen as the perfected Adam and Eve, sent to create a sinless lineage through "blessed" marriages.

So yes, Moon placed himself in a role equivalent to, or greater than, Jesus in his theology.

Cult-like Traits:

Strong central authority (Moon himself).

Mass weddings ("blessing ceremonies").

Heavy emphasis on purity, spiritual hierarchy, and missionizing.

Members were often isolated, heavily recruited, and asked to dedicate their lives to Moon's vision.

Falun Dafa / Falun Gong (and Li Hongzhi):

Founder: Li Hongzhi (b. 1951, China).

He doesn’t say he’s Jesus, but speaks as someone superior to ordinary humans and claims to have revealed the ultimate cosmic truth.

He teaches that only his teachings can lead to true enlightenment and salvation.

Li has made vague statements about being the only one who can save people in this era—very messiah-adjacent.

So, to your point:

Yes—both Li Hongzhi and Sun Myung Moon speak and act in messianic tones. Whether or not they drop the name “Jesus,” they both:

Position themselves as spiritual saviors.

Claim unique access to truth.

Demand devotion from followers.

Present mainstream religion as incomplete or corrupted.

Would you like a quick comparison chart between these figures and mainstream Jesus theology?

You said:

yes

ChatGPT said:

Here’s a quick comparison chart showing how Jesus (mainstream Christian view) stacks up against Sun Myung Moon (Moonies) and Li Hongzhi (Falun Dafa) in terms of how they present themselves and what their followers believe:

Aspect Jesus (Christianity) Sun Myung Moon (Unification Church) Li Hongzhi (Falun Dafa / Gong)

Claimed Identity Son of God, Messiah, Savior of humanity Second Messiah, "True Parent" of humanity Enlightened being, moral/spiritual teacher from a higher realm

Mission Save humanity through sacrifice and resurrection Complete Jesus’ failed mission; create sinless humanity Save people through moral cultivation and energy practice

View of Jesus Central figure, divine, perfect Incomplete messiah; Moon finishes what Jesus couldn’t A lower-level enlightened being; Li claims a higher status

Source of Salvation Faith in Jesus’ death and resurrection Obedience to Moon and participation in his family system Practicing Falun Dafa as taught by Li Hongzhi

Attitude Toward Other Religions Christianity is the true way Christianity was a step, but now outdated without Moon Most religions are corrupt; only Falun Dafa is pure

Messiah Complex? Fulfilled prophecies, but humility emphasized Openly claimed he was the new messiah Heavily implied he’s the only one who can save people

Behavior Toward Followers Encouraged love, humility, service Demanded loyalty; created hierarchical church structure Encourages distance from "ordinary" people and mainstream society

Public Perception Worshipped by billions; mainstream global religion Viewed as cult by many, though has global reach Viewed as cult-like, banned in China, mixed reputation elsewhere

Key Takeaway:

Both Moon and Li Hongzhi don’t call themselves “Jesus,” but they position themselves as cosmic-level saviors who:

Offer exclusive access to truth

Demand strong loyalty

Displace or diminish the role of Jesus or other spiritual figures

This is a classic trait of messianic or cult-like movements: they often mimic religious language while putting themselves at the center of the cosmic narrative.

Would you like examples of other modern figures who exhibit similar messiah-like behavior?

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