This is an Onion podcast right?

I’ll one-up them and make “Normie Non-Advisor Reveals How to Retire with 0.001 BTC”

Here’s how you do it. 1) Buy 0.1 bitcoin. 2) Wait 150-200 years while it appreciates over time 3) retire

Easy!!

I wasn’t able to hack it in the global economy. I worked in restaurants for 18 years and got nowhere, dropped out of college five times and quit half a dozen careers. I went on a bitcoin standard a few years ago and I’m effectively “retired” now in the sense that I no longer have to work exploitative jobs. I do what I want now that I’m not desperately struggling to make ends meet.

If I had used gold, I would still be suffering.

It takes a lot more than .01

I'm spending my Bitcoin today and can tell you 0.01 BTC doesn't get you that far.