Dear Nostriches.

I just received this letter in my inbox...

We left that bank four years ago when my son was below ten years of age, and I am contemplating the proper reply strategy.

As you know, I am an angry sovereign, opposing anything resembling data collection for no reason. I fucking hate banks, KYC, and all centralized services in general.

A hint: I am talking severe flaming stuff...

Therefore, I am issuing a bounty of 5 million satoshis for the best reply suggestion.

Deadline 30th of march, 6 pm UTC.

You can email your suggestions here: bwoods1972@tutanota.com

Please do it!

Letter here:

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Honestly, just ignore it. You gain nothing by interacting with them.

I get the pleasure of flaming them, which is something I must admit I like quite a bit.

Yeah, but who are you flaming? Just some customer service rep. who hates their job anyway. The kyc stuff comes down from management/compliance.

By replying, you're giving them more information than they currently have (e.g.confirming your address/email )

I will give them nothing but air.

This. Stay humble & stack sats

If you can't ignore them, go with this editorial direction... 😇