Dear Nostriches.

I just received this letter in my inbox...

We left that bank four years ago when my son was below ten years of age, and I am contemplating the proper reply strategy.

As you know, I am an angry sovereign, opposing anything resembling data collection for no reason. I fucking hate banks, KYC, and all centralized services in general.

A hint: I am talking severe flaming stuff...

Therefore, I am issuing a bounty of 5 million satoshis for the best reply suggestion.

Deadline 30th of march, 6 pm UTC.

You can email your suggestions here: bwoods1972@tutanota.com

Please do it!

Letter here: