it's 8:11 est and i'd like to do an irl assessment for a sec

i am almost forty

i know how to say that in mohawk

im not sure i remember how to kiss

i just got home from the pharmacy on an errand for more lidocaine where i impulse purchased a vibrating foot roller

the thing i've been most stoked about for the last hour is the death of a poly guy

im pretty sure as a fact he does not deserve the honor of dying by bear mauling while cross country skiing, it needs to be something way more mundane and stupid for me to feel satisfied

the vibrating foot roller is not for me

i didnt get that to misuse on my pussy or anywhere else on my body

it is in hopes this helps my dad so i stop getting phonecalls at 3am to massage his feet