🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: WELCOME TO THE FINAL BOSS OF SOCIAL MEDIA 🚨

📜 BREAKING: USER RETURNS FROM THE FIAT INTERNET—VISIBLY SHAKEN, REQUESTS CLARIFICATION ON NOSTR CULTURE

🔎 DECIPHERING THE SOCIAL MEDIA LANDSCAPE:

✅ TikTok = Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. Safe, friendly, but secretly mind-controlling you with dopamine hits.

✅ X = Family Guy. Unhinged, loud, occasionally hilarious, mostly chaotic.

✅ Nostr? Oh, buddy… buckle up.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 NOSTR = “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” meets “Mad Max.”

🔥 No algorithms, no moderators, no filter—just raw signal, free speech, and enough inside jokes to confuse a normie for weeks.

🔥 Welcome to the free market of ideas, where if you post cringe, there’s no shadowban—just instant ratio.

💡 NEW RULE: If you need an algorithm to tell you what to think, you’re not ready for Nostr.

🔁 Repost if you prefer chaos and sovereignty over curated mind control.

⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Free-Will.

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