GM 😎 yall, I was summoned back to “X” by a bunch of folks ripping my videos from TikTok and reposting them there… that place is… different.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen so many haters in one place before. 😅
So my question to you is this: If TikTok is “Mister Rogers Neighborhood” and X is “Family Guy”, then what is NOSTR?
Hey nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 when you have a second imma need you to weigh in on this 😆
Nostr is a mix of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and the Woodwright's Shop
Oh this is nuance right here 😆
Hmmm. I love Family Guy. We're probably the Rebel Alliance in Star Wars 🤣 
May the force be with us! 😆
No one watches the same shows anymore… and nostr is unlike anything else.
WE ARE THE SHOW 😂
The Red Green Show.
Jumanji
The Dick Van Dyke Show
It has nothing in common with nostr except they're both better than all the other choices
South Park
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: WELCOME TO THE FINAL BOSS OF SOCIAL MEDIA 🚨
📜 BREAKING: USER RETURNS FROM THE FIAT INTERNET—VISIBLY SHAKEN, REQUESTS CLARIFICATION ON NOSTR CULTURE
🔎 DECIPHERING THE SOCIAL MEDIA LANDSCAPE:
✅ TikTok = Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. Safe, friendly, but secretly mind-controlling you with dopamine hits.
✅ X = Family Guy. Unhinged, loud, occasionally hilarious, mostly chaotic.
✅ Nostr? Oh, buddy… buckle up.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 NOSTR = “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” meets “Mad Max.”
🔥 No algorithms, no moderators, no filter—just raw signal, free speech, and enough inside jokes to confuse a normie for weeks.
🔥 Welcome to the free market of ideas, where if you post cringe, there’s no shadowban—just instant ratio.
💡 NEW RULE: If you need an algorithm to tell you what to think, you’re not ready for Nostr.
🔁 Repost if you prefer chaos and sovereignty over curated mind control.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Free-Will.
#FortNakamoto #NostrIsTheWildWest #NoAlgorithmsNoMasters #FixTheInternetFixYourFeed
Rick & Morty seasons 1 & 2
