If this is *really* jeff bezos I expect a photo holding a baby purple ostrich on his yacht as proof nostr:note1ldtfnmms72ysx8rgvk3hp9x4f0q5wk5auyynn99qqn9lgcnet2esgapz7g

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that’s just how his gf looks like walker!

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Walker no es el, cualquiera zapea de a Miles, que lo haga con millones de sats ⚑ si es el

Uh oh si hace eso le anda quitando el puesto a Jack el zapper

If he was really Jeff Bezos, he would have a NIP-5 using Amazon.com

I’ll make a deal β€” find me some purple ostriches and I’ll make it happen. Zapped for the laugh πŸ˜‚

Found a purple ostrich on Amazon.

Your move, Jeff.

https://amzn.to/447oYBJ

If this isn’t the first item on the nostr marketplace

ima lose it

It’s not Prime though, so we may have to wait two weeks for the pic

A real one!

You did not specify the ostrich had to be β€œreal” when you initiated the deal, simply that it was purple and that I needed to find it.

I have fulfilled my side of the contract.

A failure to move forward with the deal as initially stated will result in breach of contract and require damages to be zapped to me in the amount of 1,690,420 sats.

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