Just say you like shitcoins instead of doing all these mental gymnastics
Custodial is the worst kind of shitcoin. It's the entire problem Bitcoin was trying to solve
If you're rugged and/or no one accepts ecash from your mint the value of it equals zero
You say no one uses Monero supposedly. So name a few businesses or markets that accepts Ecash (not lightning payments, actual ecash tokens) because there are none