fucks given: less than one, but never none
masochistic tendencies: not at zero
Discussion
should invent a natural number to embody this honestly
maybe i can promise in advance that if i ever get pissed enough to post pussy it is
1. at least a bloody pussy
2. it is fucking horrific like it exists in defiance of any ability to ever jerk off
that i at least have to wait until im calm enough to really architect a stuff of absolute nightmares shot
honestly, i love it
Perseus doesnt stand a chance
cassian andor full diego pussy that would make medusa child's play
this means, practically speaking:
i do have to be on the lookout for prosthetic teeth and fangs and skin safe glue
definitely 1. bloody 2. vagina dentata at bare minimum
maybe doing like a monster tongue version of a hymenal tag thing
possibly googly eyes
not ruling that out
googly eyes gently nested in pubic hair