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Okay plebs, welcome to “tell me your life problems and I’ll reply with unhelpful answers part 2”

I have a micro penis pls help

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Use your fingers

Pain it green and call it Frogger 🐸

😂

Then run across the highway with my frogger out? Just like the game?

Naaah, I learned from that game froggers are not very good on highways

I believe

That was his name, in the game

*whispers*

I don’t believe you…

All these are my totally very real problems seriously 😏

This is how you can improve your situation…

1) substitute the “i”with an “a”.

2) now experience “Macro”…

Not “Micro”

Wow sounds a lot bigger already

Stop whining at-least when it’s soft, your penis and a trillion dollar company share a name

How did you know I nick named him microstrategy

I have cameras everywhere

I knew my paranoia was warranted. I feel validated.

💥🤣👌