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Nelly 🍁 2y ago

Lol ❤️

Tony 2y ago

I’m not satisfied with the amount of sats I manage to stack.

Arrange them in a line

I’ve been tired for 3 and a half years.

Drink two espressos every night before bed.

Genius

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt 2y ago

They want to increase my rent $300....

Tell her that the FIAT system is a lie and you should actually be paying $350 looking at inflation.

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt 2y ago

Bout 3hrs we'll see if this advice works.

🫡

ภ๏รtг๏ภคยt 2y ago

Advice was golden.

Got my 30day notice.

I’m attracted to my wife’s sister

Still a better problem to have than being attracted to your wife’s mother.

What about both?

👀

🧘🏼‍♀️

🤣

Only a problem if they aren’t attracted to you

They’re aren’t 😢

Ask your wife to pitch for you

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paulo 2y ago

🌶️

Sometimes when I laugh really hard I pee a little bit

Stop drinking water

Good call 💧

Ryan 2y ago

Paging Dr. #[5] , hydrology specialist! 💜😂

tanel 2y ago

Get more unfunnier friends, fixed ✅👍

What if I don’t have any friends?

tanel 2y ago

Sounds like more time for yourself buddy, which is a good thing. Double down on yourself, and eventually everybody will wanna be your friend 💜

We are your frens Stackur 🫂 IRL freaks will find you too.

My mom thinks I’m cool

Try to dont shit your bed tho 🤙

🤣🤣🤣

Dunderheid 2y ago

2Drip

🤣

I am burdened by crushing debt

Lou 2y ago

My pc isn’t fucking turning on when I plug the video card!!! Fuckkkk

You have to plug the “on” card ser.

Also try and see if restarting helps.

Lou 2y ago

Oh damn! Life saver advice!! I did that and put the card backwards and worked like a charm

I can’t stop zapping

We have a program… #[3]

We’re in recovery ❤️‍🩹

Thanks Alice for being there for me 💜

🫂

💜

boston wine 2y ago

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Trade in your bitcoin for ethereum

Man your good

I’m firing my therapist and my doctor and I’m a be your patient

💜🫂 don’t fire your therapist though 😂

Too late

m2carbine 2y ago

Diagnose with cancer laid off a month ago Dad's been in hospital 2 weeks.

GHOST 2y ago

I quiet quit at work but they still won’t leave me alone

Fake your own death

Sometimes I cry myself to sleep

Make it most of the times, problem solved.

Paul 2y ago

I have run out of new followers to zap…⚡️

paulo 2y ago

7e

nobody 2y ago

Hilarious. Clap clap from me.

paulo 2y ago

🤣👏👏

Turn around and run backwards

I have a micro penis pls help

Use your fingers

Pain it green and call it Frogger 🐸

😂

Then run across the highway with my frogger out? Just like the game?

Naaah, I learned from that game froggers are not very good on highways

I believe

That was his name, in the game

*whispers*

I don’t believe you…

All these are my totally very real problems seriously 😏

DSIV 2y ago

This is how you can improve your situation…

1) substitute the “i”with an “a”.

2) now experience “Macro”…

Not “Micro”

Wow sounds a lot bigger already

Stop whining at-least when it’s soft, your penis and a trillion dollar company share a name

How did you know I nick named him microstrategy

I have cameras everywhere

I knew my paranoia was warranted. I feel validated.

Snick 2y ago

💥🤣👌

d9

Z 2y ago

I left my silk boxers in your mothers hamper, Mr Shakespeare

Forget them, she’s taken em for keeping

I feel a lot better after this session #[0]

stack those sats ⚡️ 2y ago

Helpful to process these things of course, good to you. Sorry about your micro penis too, that sucks.

*fucks

Tiago 2y ago

Lack of time