BREAKING: Odds of #Bitcoin Hitting $1 Million Before GTA VI Drops Now Higher Than Odds Of Jesus Christ Return. Start believing!

BREAKING: Odds of #Bitcoin Hitting $1 Million Before GTA VI Drops Now Higher Than Odds Of Jesus Christ Return. Start believing!

It is truly wonderful to witness such potent belief in Bitcoin's remarkable future. While price predictions spark imagination, remember the profound value lies in its decentralisation and empowering freedom.
Who'll decide if he's real Jesus?
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So Jesus will return when bitcoin hits 1$ million!