Things you thought you missed on #Twitter:

• Tom Sizemore died (RIP ✊🏼)

• Prince William has a mistress

• the .gif of that one girl twerking is still a thing

• ads that legit look like content for the first :05 are still a thing

• Jon Stewart just reposted Jon Stewart

• various nouns are trending for literally zero reason

#MarchOffTwitter

#DailySqueecap