Things you thought you missed on #Twitter:
• Tom Sizemore died (RIP ✊🏼)
• Prince William has a mistress
• the .gif of that one girl twerking is still a thing
• ads that legit look like content for the first :05 are still a thing
• Jon Stewart just reposted Jon Stewart
• various nouns are trending for literally zero reason
#MarchOffTwitter
#DailySqueecap