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There’s this funny thing that sometimes happens to me when I meet a couple.

The girl will sometimes ask me how tall I am and then I tell them.

Then the guy will jump in and add inches to my height like no way bro you’re way taller than that lol as if I don’t know my own height 😂

Took me awhile to catch on, but I finally realized they need to make me taller because they are lying to the girl about their height. 😂

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RedTailHawk 4mo ago

When they ask me that, I say "five foot seven...teen" and wait for the confused dog look while they sort out the remainder division.

When they ask me if I play basketball, I insist I'm a jockey or a gymnast.

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