There’s this funny thing that sometimes happens to me when I meet a couple.
The girl will sometimes ask me how tall I am and then I tell them.
Then the guy will jump in and add inches to my height like no way bro you’re way taller than that lol as if I don’t know my own height 😂
Took me awhile to catch on, but I finally realized they need to make me taller because they are lying to the girl about their height. 😂
Lol wait, that's a thing?
Like some girls don't want to say their weight?
Knowing the number won't make you fatter, or taller 😂
I’m 6’1 but when people ask I like to say 6 feet so my 5’11 kings passing as 6 feet get triggered😂🤌 can’t help myself💀😆
🤣🤣🤣
Actually being 6tf tall is great FYI. 💜🫂
Weird. Maybe the process of exaggerating your height is a defense mechanism. Not that they are lying about theirs but rather by doing that to you they are undermining your attractiveness. Tall guys are more attractive, but around 6’ 3” it starts becoming unattractive to many women.
No I think it’s more like I’m standing right next to them and they have to say I’m taller to make themselves seem taller
I've genuinely never been asked about my height, neither by women nor men, except for getting a passport
The number of times men have told me I'm wrong about my own height when we can both see they are shorter than me 😂
lol it’s tough out here
Girl same 🤣 "You can't be 5'11! I'm 5'11!"
Sir you are 5'7" max please sit down and stop drawing attention to your lies.
As a fellow tall guy, you need to trigger both of them and lie about your height and say you’re just 6’0” or 5’11” 🤣🤣
So how tall are you?
5’6
I'm 4'23 😂
Oh ok. Then good you didnt meet me. Cuz I would have probably asked you Bro how short are you?! 🤣✨️🙊😂 jokes. Im extremely tall for a female... I just like to crack jokes. No offense 😇🙏
You can just measure things
You should shave a couple inches next time to fuck with the dude lol
Yup sounds about right lol.
Also, it’s messed up how women can filter men on dating apps by height but men can’t filter women by weight. 🤷♀️ ( But women prob aren’t listing their weight anyway lol.)
Proof of height?⚡️
When I was younger and more reactive a gordito woman in the grocery store cornered me to ask how tall I was. I wasn’t in the mood so I snapped back with “how much do you weigh?”
Went over like an expired bag of twinkies.
Haha 🤣
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I have this thing I call height dysmorphia - if anyone is within about 5” of my height, I always think we are the same height
Then one day they will tell me their neigh and I will be shocked to find out they are 4” shorter or taller than me 😂
the perfect setup for measuring dick sizes next! 😂
💯 most guys are adding about 2 inches
Outside the US, unfortunately, inches, feet, ounces, and Fahrenheit are just as incomprehensible as “soccer” and whatnot.
Brits still use feet and inches, pounds and stone when talking about height and weight - except when we go to the doctors who insist on using Euro measurements for some reason!
Or they want to point out that you must be extraordinarily tall, so they feel closer to the norm.
So you are saying they weren’t actually wingmaning you? 😂
When they ask me that, I say "five foot seven...teen" and wait for the confused dog look while they sort out the remainder division.
When they ask me if I play basketball, I insist I'm a jockey or a gymnast.
I think they're testing to see how high you can count
