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There’s this funny thing that sometimes happens to me when I meet a couple.

The girl will sometimes ask me how tall I am and then I tell them.

Then the guy will jump in and add inches to my height like no way bro you’re way taller than that lol as if I don’t know my own height 😂

Took me awhile to catch on, but I finally realized they need to make me taller because they are lying to the girl about their height. 😂

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TallBrian 4mo ago

When I was younger and more reactive a gordito woman in the grocery store cornered me to ask how tall I was. I wasn’t in the mood so I snapped back with “how much do you weigh?”

Went over like an expired bag of twinkies.

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