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"bUt i gOoGLeD iT aNd iT sAiD EMFs aRe FiNe"

Yes and I'm sure Google would love for you to know that all of their wearable devices are baking your mitochondria.

And I'm sure Apple dumping funding into these "studies" is not a conflict of interest at all.

By bending the knee to the dual-wield brain microwave experiment, you are voluntarily signing up for a future study trying to figure out where the hell the explosion in neurological dysfunction came from.

Good luck!

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mrclownworld 2y ago

I’ve never been so happy that I’m terrible at keeping track of my AirPods and keep losing them 😅

nobody 2y ago

Jokes on you. I’m immune to cancer because I’m constantly taking radiation.

Stacking Functions 2y ago

Go ahead and put Apple and Google on his lab coat instead

Elephant in the root 2y ago

I don't think there's any independent study at all, so we can't really say microwaving brain is harmful.