"bUt i gOoGLeD iT aNd iT sAiD EMFs aRe FiNe"

Yes and I'm sure Google would love for you to know that all of their wearable devices are baking your mitochondria.

And I'm sure Apple dumping funding into these "studies" is not a conflict of interest at all.

By bending the knee to the dual-wield brain microwave experiment, you are voluntarily signing up for a future study trying to figure out where the hell the explosion in neurological dysfunction came from.

Good luck!