One of my good friends smokes cigarettes, eats ice cream and pie every night, smokes weed 24/7, eats gas station hot case food and drinks Red Bulls like they’re water - he doesn’t give a fuck.
I love to make fun of his dysfunctional behavior and his response is always “only the strong survive” implying that if his body can’t take the abuse he puts it through he doesn’t deserve to be alive 😂😂 and it’s legitimately one of the funniest perspectives I’ve ever heard.
Bro is a Neanderthal but also one of my brothers, can’t choose your family 😂
