Lol

It's a good thing there's no Danish, German, or Latin involved.

Can I have his degree now?

I knew a linguist called Connie

Back in the tartaria days their was no English language. It was all Russian and french i believe

We must return to speaking Anglish! Rid the language of its un-germanic corruptions.

The only use case for french is for flirting and fucking. You could order french food with it too but they will likely laugh at you so do with it what you may

I think he just earned himself a Darwin award. Or le Prix Darwin in bad English I suppose.😄