The highest rates for childhood asthma in Australia are found in South Eastern South Australia and Western Victoria - these are the areas where the pine forest plantations are grown which are used for the production of toilet paper for the whole country.

I don’t see the politicians banning toilet paper and pine forests to “protect people”..

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Shhh, you'll give them ideas :-p

If I were a Chinese toilet paper manufacturer, I'd offer exclusive distribution rights to a politician's fat non-binary niece, and put up "Think of the children billboards" wherever journalists are.