My favorite caption by midnight (EDT) tonight gets ⚡️1776. 🗽🇺🇸 Go! 
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Zap my freedom tiddies pleb! For liberty!!! 🗽
‘Merca
She’s full of air and likely to eventually deflate, just like the 💵 Dollar!
Freedom Go Up Technology 🚀
Look at me peepee icee!
Torch drop!
Oh wait…
That nice lady next door
“Give me Bitcoin or give me inflated fiat!”
Wacky waving inflatable torch flailing liberty lady!
C’mon nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 nostr:npub1hqaz3dlyuhfqhktqchawke39l92jj9nt30dsgh2zvd9z7dv3j3gqpkt56s nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 nostr:npub1tvqc82mv8cezhax5r34n4muc2c4pgjz8kaye2smj032nngg52clq0rkrq4 nostr:npub1wxusu7q08aev2qu6h8ekcf0xcmq2zuk39ezx46k08rmna6t5v75q2r5gs3 nostr:npub1csamkk8zu67zl9z4wkp90a462v53q775aqn5q6xzjdkxnkvcpd7srtz4x9 nostr:npub188dexxxmyqhj2r9yte0eq08kfrxtgdmer6gz0ljnzq06edc5fttsjtt409 Someone here is going to come up with a better one!
SOS: France called they want their statue back
Sleepy Joe: This is the best we can do rn
This is what happens when you make statues with soft money.
Statists are hard up...
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How other countries now view the US: a novelty full of hot air
"We have freedom at home"
“Hey, how many of you people here tonight are a national monument? Would you raise your hand please?” Oh hello, miss!”
Oscar the grouch must be running a 4th of July sale.
When you buy your 4th of July decorations from the "adult" store
Inflaty Liberty
When you want to fuck liberty, you don't need a totalitarian dystopia anymore, the free market provides.
"Shit, I am high as fuck. Hope I dont look stoned."
I wish I had words, but honestly, I really don't know what to say... 🙄