Assuming everyone is a willing participant, people would pay handsomely to be Ghee Appliers. We can call them Gheezers/
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Gheezers, 100,000 sats to be a gheezer. 20% goes to nostr:nprofile1qyu8wumn8ghj7mrfva58gmnfdenjucn9de3ksmmywfhkve3wvdhk6tmwdaehgunrd35k2mn59ashq6f0wccj7un9d3shjqg7waehxw309ahx7um5wgknqvewv3hhyctxv93hgmmj0yhx7un8qqsfnnh6v3dspqtnwv3e46aed5k3nypyfx2wtet92ekg9szt3hr9k4qwkngef 60% to the wrestling winner, 20% to the loser, because this will be humiliating and wonderful.
Me thinks he does promote to much 👀
John's looking for that coefficient friction 😂