Hey, new Nostriches, you definitely shouldn't follow me.

I'm not famous or rich, I don't have any snazzy professional titles or fancy job, I'm really bitchy and annoying, and half of Nostr has me muted.

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I like you dear ๐Ÿ˜˜ Youโ€™re not annoying at all. ๐Ÿซ‚

๐Ÿซ‚โ™ฅ๏ธ same, girl.

Meaning one others half of nostr is fan of you ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ”ฅ

You are giving away my secrets. ๐Ÿคซ

Iโ€™m in the good half ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ”ฅ

followed. :3

GM crazy princess. Letโ€™s follow each other.

Pfft. Easily one of the highest signal humans on nostr. Truly.

You're supposed to say,

"Oh yeah, don't follow her. You can't afford her."

"Oh, yeah. Her? Follow her. You can't afford not to." ๐Ÿ˜Ž

That, too. ๐Ÿ˜

Can you really see who muted you?

Yes. ๐Ÿ˜Š

What's your count?

That's a very personal question, sir.

Did you write this for me?

The #donotfollowthisgirl club is now opened for following.

hahaha

But nostrich, just look at those eyes

Don't do it, man! Save yourself!

I've seen them in person.

Yes. I'm boasting.

No, I don't care that it's silly to do so.

That flex, tho. ๐Ÿ˜

good one!

lol

Picture completely unrelated to post.

nice!

Hey ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‹!

Lol what did you do to get blocked by half of all nostr users. Or is that a joke?

Follow me, and find out.

I did

Thanks!

So... are you really blocked by half of all nostr users๐Ÿคฃ?

Sorry, but I'm not sure what I'm looking at here๐Ÿค”.

It's a list of all of the npubs who have me on a mute list.

Lol it says no one has you muted

Might have to wait a minute for it to load.

Still won't load. Lol I'll take your word for it๐Ÿ˜.

But you are pretty, which IS a compliment.

What color are your eyes โ‰๏ธ

Gray

I love saying that under a black-n-white photograph. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Umm... Was that snark, or...?

No no not at all. Gray is fine too ๐Ÿคฃ

From the tone of it, I would go for hazel or green though ๐Ÿค“

Sorry to disappoint. ๐Ÿ˜Š

On the contrary, very pretty ๐Ÿคฉ

Greener than mine

Awww... blue. Lucky. ๐Ÿ˜

She also knows way too much about way too many things, and has been retrospectively un-invited to all the popular girls' birthdays in high school.

I was never invited to the popular girls' birthday parties.

Well, I was invited once. And then they learnt their lesson. ๐Ÿ˜

im more annoying and offensive, pretty much get banned from all social media i use