I really look like this. I'm not a tall, skinny white girl who looks fantastic draped across a yacht, who lives a secret double life pretending to be a short, pudgy, brown, autistic software developer who likes to cook pot roast.

Sorry to disappoint.

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you forgot "with kids and happily married" haha but ok

I even have the stretch marks and the back aches to prove that I managed to successfully replicate and clean a large house for decades.

#ProofOfWork

stretch marks are 🧑‍🍳💋

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#OnlyMoms

I would subscribe

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You had me at pot roast. Automatic win 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Reminds me to take it out of the oven. We're actually eating it tomorrow, as a Zigeunerbraten. 🫑

"likes to cook pot roast" = automatic wifey material😋😎

Pot roast is an underrated food.

Yep. People just hate putting in all the effort. This recipe seems interesting🤔. Think I'll try this soon.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/232359/slow-cooker-red-curry-beef-pot-roast/

Did someone say pot roast???

Was thinking the same. Haven’t made one in a while. Should do so

You were saying something but then you said pot roast. Now i don't remember what you were saying 😀

Una delle poche donne qui su #nostr che dimostra sinceramente che ci tiene a quello che fa! 🫂🤍

Show us your stretched out belly from bearing the next generation

LOL nah