Windows: Updates will be NOW.

macOS: Updates will be when we feel like it, and you remember.

ChromeOS: Updates will be when you're not using me.

Most Linux Distros: Updates will be when you feel like it.

OpenSuSE Tumbleweed: Yo dawg, I heard you like updates so here's some updates for your updates.

Arch: Which updates? *spontaneously explodes*