Am I supposed to be surprised that the United States fucking

Government, even under Trump, didn’t launch a hardcore bitcoin only strategic reserve?

It makes utter sense to me that it turned out to be some incoherent “digital asset stockpile.”

It’s the United States fucking Government. I didn’t forget for one second who we were dealing with.

And honestly, I’m totes ok with THE UNITED STATES FUCKING GOVERNMENT not understanding Bitcoin and instead choosing to wander aimlessly in the miasmic conflation of Bitcoin and shitcoin “crypto.”

Everyone buys bitcoin at the price they deserve, and the UNITED STATES FUCKING GOVERNMENT will buy it years upon years from now as the cost of its continued existence.