Waiting for the coffee maker to warm up, reading names of the coffee pods: creamy vanilla, house blend... wait, like how it works, like you bend everything to get chores at home done, like was that one cyberpunk sex story in which a girl installed a chip in her brain to get skills for a big clean-up and it turned out to be so much more than the maid skillset she asked for, resulting in... Oh wait, house bLend, ok that makes so much more sense. #curiousmind