Breaking Good: an alt universe where the money Walt spent getting the RV went to mining, and each episode is him staying home shit-posting and eating steak. His family thinks he has gone crazy quitting chemistry -- he still dies and Baby Blue plays when Bitcoin goes to $30
jesse sells chili powder over the internet, reads Walt's shitposts and moves to Alaska with his girlfriend
Best possible timeline 👀
not quite, the show must go on! it's inevitable that Hank ends up under payroll of Gustavo as Los Pollos Hermanos continues to fund the DEA to indirectly take out competitors, never a moment to himself to even read the Bitcoin white paper. the full fledged gang war with the Salamancas plays out, leaving way more bodies than the airplane disaster or even Heisenberg; hes always busy.
Hank would be unhappy with Walt's success seemingly doing nothing but hodling bitcoin and effortlessly leaving behind a fortune to the next generation while Hank has collected nothing but accolades from the government war on drugs -- no longer a respected authority figure to those closest to him, it strains his marriage. endless overtime and death threats dont help
Walt would only want to have discussions about bitcoin:
"but walt, isnt digital cash dangerous without government oversight? what if you lose your keys to dangerous criminals"
"DANGER?! I AM THE DANGER! LEARN SOME SELF RESPONSIBILITY YOU NOCOINER GOVERNMENT BOOTLICKER HFSP!! PLAY WITH YOUR ROCKS!"
who knows, maybe Hank would be the one burying cash and bodies in the desert 🤨
